Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020
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