A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
by zguy September 26, 2009
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"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
by piratesof2 February 27, 2011
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Get the My FUCKING Washing Machine mug.The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!
Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
by idolatro15 September 23, 2009
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1) Gaming is more important than eating
2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you
3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.
4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
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