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fucking off by OBESE PERSON October 16, 2020
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fucking off
A combination of the phrases: fucking around and jacking off. When someone wastes time fucking around by jacking off, he is fucking off.
fucking off by bigbear12 April 9, 2011
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fucking off • Fucking me off • fucking pissed off • OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) • Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome • get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane • i am getting fucking pissed off • Kick my (fucking) face off • kicks your (fucking) face off • Laughing my fucking ass off
fucking off
Pronunciation Key (fuking awf)
The act of inserting a large object in the rear end to propell oneself from another.
The act of inserting a large object in the rear end to propell oneself from another.
Sarah proceeded to fucking off after she recieved a disturbing call from her boyfriend.
Hey mom, lots of people were fucking off after the game last night.
Jack was fucking off at incredible speed.
Goldnetwork loves fucking off.
Hey mom, lots of people were fucking off after the game last night.
Jack was fucking off at incredible speed.
Goldnetwork loves fucking off.
fucking off by Goldnetwork May 13, 2006
Fucking off
Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.
Fucking off by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021
Fucking Off
Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
Fucking Off by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022
fucking pissed off
Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.
If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.
fucking pissed off by Dave griffin July 31, 2008
Laughing my fucking ass off
Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012
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