by ass spelunker September 05, 2003
Keith: How'd it go with that fit girl from work last night?
Jerald: Dude, she was a total fuckbox.
Keith: Nice...
Jerald: Dude, she was a total fuckbox.
Keith: Nice...
by Homak October 21, 2011
This word was first used to describe a small wooden cube with a fur-line hole, used commonly for people with uncommon obsessions for boxes. Newer developments in box technology have brought about boxes with sanded edges and a hatch through which scorpions may be introduced.
During early arctic expiditions, the great Japanese environmentalist Kimura Sachimoto's most prize possesion was his hand crafted fuckbox.
by Ann Annie Mass March 03, 2004
An individual of such ill repute, lack of self respect, and dangerously reckless promiscuity that they are seen as not only easy but a functionally retarded sexual conquest to be had on a whim.
Man 1:... yeah brah! This chick lemme do errythang. Lemme do a Lemony Snickett on her chin, gave me an Oprah & Gayle on the couch, even gave me a Prop 8 after eatin ass. All this AFTER I met her at an STD clinic waiting room.!
Man 2: And she still let you hit it?
Man 1: Yeah, that bitch a fuckbox of dumb, son.....shit, she should probably get tested too.
Man 2: And she still let you hit it?
Man 1: Yeah, that bitch a fuckbox of dumb, son.....shit, she should probably get tested too.
by Dorianley April 30, 2012
*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!
by Where 11 October 06, 2008
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