Fuck you all you worthless assholes for not publishing my word relsih you guys are all big puddles of piss and you probly say fucking gay words like fail and legit so nobody likes you and you probly still live with your parents you fuckheads!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy that works at urbandictionary: I'm a big fucking homo for not posting the word relish on urbandictionary.
Everybody else in the world: ya we all wanted to see that word on urbandictionary but you didn't publish it you assbag so FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!