Fuck you all you worthless assholes for not publishing my word relsih you guys are all big puddles of piss and you probly say fucking gay words like fail and legit so nobody likes you and you probly still live with your parents you fuckheads!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy that works at urbandictionary: I'm a big fucking homo for not posting the word relish on urbandictionary.
Everybody else in the world: ya we all wanted to see that word on urbandictionary but you didn't publish it you assbag so FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"