Fuck the What

Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW

Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?

by Todd Waters December 10, 2006

Fuck the What?

The opposite of "What the fuck?".

When someone replies in angry tone with What the fuck? You can reply with," Fuck the What?!! Mother Fucker!

by DJHoffman April 9, 2007

Fuck the what??!

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.

Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!

by fubsish November 5, 2009

Fuck The What

An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.

Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."

by King KaRmA April 19, 2009

Fuck the what

Not caring about a particular problem anymore.

Whatever.

Ticket inspector- Kid, let me see your ticket please.

Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.

Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.

Todd- Thanks:)

by Norule March 21, 2009

FUCK THE WHAT

The proper counter response to "WHat the fuck." A way of telling those seedy bastards to mind their own fking business. Example ; Someone different walks by in such and such a way and people nearby exclaimeth "What the fuck!?%?" This person then calmy diffuses the akward social situation by responding thus..."Fuck the what." leaving the moronic peanut gallery of mediocrity behind...

"Fuck the what, man...."

by BANtheIFForever November 20, 2020

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008