Fuck Crush
Fuck Crush by pritzypritzy June 15, 2011
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fuck crush
Person 1: God Lucius Malfoy is sexy. I wanna fuck him.
Person 2: Ew - He's Lucius Malfoy!
Person 1: I don't care - he's my fuck crush!
Person 2: Ew - He's Lucius Malfoy!
Person 1: I don't care - he's my fuck crush!
fuck crush by tirtytally July 11, 2011
Fuck crush
Tim: yo u got a crush on that chick she a hella cute
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush
Fuck crush by Dylan_slimshady September 14, 2017
Try to fuck crush december
Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.
Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.
Try to fuck crush december by Not Quim December 1, 2020
Fuck your crush day
June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .
Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA
Fuck your crush day by Icummedinyourmomspagina April 30, 2020
national fuck your crush day
well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity
national fuck your crush day by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 16, 2019
National fuck your crush day
National fuck your crush day by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020
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