fuck camel

A person with whom you drag around town, wherever you go, who is there at any moment strictly for fucking. This person is a bottom feeder and complete street trash. Also, you can store items on/in them like water, keys, dildos, anal beeds, etc. This person is usually referred to as a cumdumpster as well.

"Was that your business partner? He smelled of moist shit, burnt blood, and hooker spit, and seemed grunt-like", stated Jeff to Landon.
"No", Landon chuckled, "That's just Jacob. He's my Fuck Camel. Really takes it all, so I appologize for his aroma. Just before you arrived I shit directly into his mouth, and then punched his asshole. While it boosted my confidence, in doing so I have subjected you to his stink. Sorry." Instantly, Landon shot his Fuck Camel in the head, and went on with his day.

fuck camel by El Roy February 20, 2009

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camel fuck fest

A very nice Saudia Arabian orgy.

This situation is so fucked up. It's about as good as a camel fuck fest out here....

camel fuck fest by sgmpornstarr October 24, 2015

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fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".

Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.

fuck my camel by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

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Camel-Toe Fuck

When a guy rubs his penis on a juicy camel-toe till he cums

Chad-I gave Stacy a mad camel-toe fuck last night

Brad-Damn that's rad, all i got was a pegging from Ross

Camel-Toe Fuck by yeahboy5646 May 7, 2020

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fuckamellipenis

5min

BITCH fuckamellipenis

fuckamellipenis by Daniel stinks LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😅 July 3, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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