1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation
Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.
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Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
by HAIL January 5, 2005
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what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work
by K dogg January 17, 2003
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1) Sexual demand
2) Used when you messed up something / frustrating or annoying situation
3) Another way of saying FUCK YOU (indirect to the person)
Person A: Why is your car so dirty?
Person B: That's not dirty
Person A: Oh FUCK ME! That's really dirty?
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wut u say in order to have rough sex and when it is screamed it means to do it harder
Ah! Fuck me like theres no tommorrow!
by U.D. February 18, 2004
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In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact.
It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.
"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?"

"Fuck me I'm drunk!"
by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
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