Fuchi: (FU-CHI), One is smells good or bad depending upon the context.
Fuchi-Laka: One who smells awful, reminiscent of clams and ass. You would not want to be near or around anyone smelling Fuchi-Laka.
Fuchi-Lala: One who smells lovely, the smell exhibits ideas of flowery meadows, a newborn baby, a warm apple pie. Smelling someone who exhibits Fuchi-Lala qualitys will send you into a dream of eroticism.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*