by cat rocks! April 19, 2003
To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"
by Captain Super Nuts March 30, 2007
Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")
by Prime8 July 19, 2015
Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL
1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL
1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter
1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?
2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.
3. You're a fruitcake-tard.
4. You lil' fruiter.
:D
2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.
3. You're a fruitcake-tard.
4. You lil' fruiter.
:D
by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008
A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians, or a man who acts as though he is gay. But mostly a straight woman whose best friends are lesbians.
"Dude, Chelsea is such a lesbian!"
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."
by rae1138 December 15, 2011
its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet
"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen
by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008
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