Fruit Basket

A gay orgy.

Douche1: "Bro, last night's fruit basket rekt my asshole ."

Douche2: "Bro...You're welcome."

(High fives eachother)

by King Jack Off August 19, 2019

Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?

by Higgy October 06, 2004

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

Fruit Basket

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)

Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!

by RRL October 11, 2005

Fruit Basket

A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...

You know what I'm talking about.

"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"

"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."

by KingKlownoftheKorn August 08, 2015

Fruit Basket

When someone puts more that one set of nuts in their mouth at once. Its talent really.

After taking Jell-o shots, Melissa asked me and Jamie to fruit basket her.

by Capt. Cave Man November 26, 2011

Fruit Basket

Fruit Basket:To tuck Balls and Penis between legs and turn around and bend over.

Kangaroo: Fruit basket, then proceed to jump around and bounce your balls.

"Dude check out my fruit basket"

"KANGAROO!!! WEEEE!"

by Joe Bamf August 02, 2006