Frito Pie 

A sexual act that is similar to performing a cream pie but instead of filling a vagina with semen it is done to a butthole (otherwise known as a bussy). 'Cream pie' is to pussy as 'frito pie' is to bussy.

Carter went to West Hollywood last week and got a Frito Pie in the bathroom.

Frito Pie by ladymarmalade July 22, 2019

frito pie 

Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.

jason from south carolina: whats frito pie?
jared from texas: ugh....

frito pie by thatboysabin November 22, 2005

frito pie 

An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well

Damn that frito pie really chaffed my dick

frito pie by king fugu fish April 4, 2009

Frito Pie 

The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.

Dude I gave Betty a Frito Pie last night!!!!

Frito Pie by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021

Frito pie 

Frito pie -Frito corn chips with nacho cheese, chili, and jalapeños served in the Frito bag. Frito pie can also be used with Doritos or Hot Cheetos

Jojo can you make me a Frito pie please?

Frito pie by Jojo L B August 10, 2022

Frito pie 

When you creampie a chick and scoop and eat the cum out of them with a Frito

"Yeah I Frito pied her last night"

Frito pie by JoJodickwasser November 9, 2023

Serbian Frito Pie

When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.

Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.

Serbian Frito Pie by MrBlonde724 May 22, 2018