friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.

P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL

by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009

Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself

Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.

by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017

Friend-zoned

: Joe, sorry it’s over.

“You are Friend-zoned Joseph, thanks.”

by Omgilovecock April 15, 2020

Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."

What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.

by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011

friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

Friend Zoned

A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.

Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'

by Sure, why not? June 4, 2012

friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.

girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.

by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011