Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself

Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.

by Ese Loco Ghost January 07, 2017

Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."

What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.

by QuarterP80 March 26, 2011

Friend Zoned

A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.

Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'

by Sure, why not? March 03, 2012

Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 16, 2019

friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.

boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone

by dat guy1 November 03, 2013

The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.

by rodjak October 11, 2012

Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017