- "hes lean, hes mean, his
girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!
- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His
girlfriend was born in 2007
- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his
girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.
- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion
MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!