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french cries 

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
french cries by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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french cries 

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.
jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?
french cries by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006

french cries 

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny
Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger
french cries by T-Money April 1, 2005

wahburger and french cries 

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems
If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

frenchcries

The derivative used in order to lower their feeling while crying
<marquee>AWWww...Tyler Hopkins...did I kick your Ass? I'll get ur a wahhburger and some frenchcries</marquee>

frenchfries..com 

frenchfries..com is my lovely boyfriend of course!
Person 1- Who is frenchfries..com
Me- that's my lovey boyfriend!

frenchfries..com 

frenchfries..com is my amazing and lovely boyfriend!1!1! <3
Person 1-who is frenchfries..com?!
Me-my amazing boyfriend!!