n: 1. A complex, circular brass instrument. It plays in treble clef, but it has a very versatile range of voice and many applications in the band. It's the primary instrument in the theme of Star Wars (composed by John Williams) and is literally the most awesome and beautiful instrument ever.
2. One who plays the French horn.
2. One who plays the French horn.
Person 1: Daaaaamn, look at the sweet curves of that French horn!
Person 2: Do you mean the instrument, or the girl playing it?
Person 2: Do you mean the instrument, or the girl playing it?
by LunaDragonEternal May 12, 2016
The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
by ub|Philgamesh February 22, 2012
A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!
Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!
by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020
I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017
by le hornster February 4, 2010
1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
by Jay Beebz & Bee Zobz January 21, 2011
by hannaharendt June 10, 2019