french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!

The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!

by Cyrstal July 14, 2005

french horn

Licking a woman's asshole while fisting her.

Holy cow, he really gave her the ol' French Horn when he fisted her while licking her asshole!

by le hornster February 04, 2010

french horn

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so they stick out from under his ass and another person blows him while squeezing his balls as if they were trumpet valves. Preferably the giver's nose is nuzzled tightly between the receiver's ass cheeks.

I had swamp ass that day, so when Jake decided to give me a,"french horn," I hestated, then quickly said yes anyway.

by unclePico March 05, 2012

french horn

when a guy is giving a girl head, for extra pleasure he reaches around and fists her asshole

jeff french horned jenny last night

by bigbadmet July 03, 2007

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

french horn

While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.

Tammy just gave me a french horn, it was awesome!
or
I just got french horned by Tammy rock on!

by Originated in Washington State June 11, 2006

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016