Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.
"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."
by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025
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