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Franklin's Law 

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
Franklin's Law by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Benjamin Franklin's coffin 

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

Franklin Marshall's 

A shop or vendor from whom you can buy anything.

The manufacturer of anything, when you can't remember the real maker.

A type of Weed.
"Dude, my car sounds a bit funny, I think I'll have to take it down to Franklin Marshall's and get it looked at"

"I'm just off to Franklin Marshall's for a box of screws"

"Hey man, you want some weed?"
"No Thanks, I've already got some Franklin Marshall."
Franklin Marshall's by Tom19782009 September 28, 2006

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio
Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

Franklin Street 

The main street through of Chapel Hill and UNC. Rushed after major victories and packed on Halloween. Lots of bars and good food. Pretty much awesome.
"UNC just won another National Championship, lets go set shit on fire on Franklin Street."

the Franklin Shocker 

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors
"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!