Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Frankenstein Penis by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

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Frankenstein Penis

A penis that features various textures, colours, and thicknesses, so that it seems like various parts of different penises were sewn together.

My boyfriend has a weird frankenstein penis and it freaks me out every time I need to go down.

Frankenstein Penis by MrEscapee July 30, 2016

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Frankenstein Penis

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.

Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.

Frankenstein Penis by Jokerguy November 19, 2010

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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