Fran's tits

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New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

Fran's tits by Yuri March 28, 2005

Words you can keep

Fran's Cock

When a female in a friend group predominantly occupied by males is packing the most heat. Someone with Fran's Cock is usually at least 12 inches long.

Damn that girl really has Fran's Cock.

Fran's Cock by Joebrook March 3, 2022

St Fran's Arse

Australian cocktail made from Bundy sarsaparilla (root beer will do), Frangelico liqueur for the desired effect, lots of ice, and anything else plausible that's lying around. Also known as Fran's SARS.

"Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? You been taking St Fran's Arse again?"

St Fran's Arse by doktorag April 3, 2021

San Fran Square Knot

This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)

“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”

San Fran Square Knot by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021

Aunt Fran Special

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.

Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.

Aunt Fran Special by B Dingus July 13, 2021

San Fran shit

a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough anal intercourse.

lance:i passed out in san fransisco and my ass really hurts.
Carl: just wait till u have the san fran shit.

San Fran shit by RED I August 19, 2006

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

San Fran Steamer by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026