Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

Fran's tits by Yuri March 28, 2005

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Fran's Cock

When a female in a friend group predominantly occupied by males is packing the most heat. Someone with Fran's Cock is usually at least 12 inches long.

Damn that girl really has Fran's Cock.

Fran's Cock by Joebrook March 3, 2022

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St Fran's Arse

Australian cocktail made from Bundy sarsaparilla (root beer will do), Frangelico liqueur for the desired effect, lots of ice, and anything else plausible that's lying around. Also known as Fran's SARS.

"Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? You been taking St Fran's Arse again?"

St Fran's Arse by doktorag April 3, 2021

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San Fran Square Knot

This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)

“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”

San Fran Square Knot by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021