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Fran's Cock

When a female in a friend group predominantly occupied by males is packing the most heat. Someone with Fran's Cock is usually at least 12 inches long.
Damn that girl really has Fran's Cock.
Fran's Cock by Joebrook March 3, 2022

St Fran's Arse 

Australian cocktail made from Bundy sarsaparilla (root beer will do), Frangelico liqueur for the desired effect, lots of ice, and anything else plausible that's lying around. Also known as Fran's SARS.
"Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? You been taking St Fran's Arse again?"
St Fran's Arse by doktorag April 3, 2021

San Fran Square Knot 

This involves 2 males laying on their sides, ass to ass and facing opposite directions with each others balls tucked into the others asshole and wrapping the legs around the hips of the other. Jack off to completion.
(Configuration: 1 male laying on his side facing east, 1 male laying on his side facing west, balls to butthole exchange, hook legs around hips of the other involved, thus imitating a square knot)
“Jerry and I tried out the San Fran Square Knot last night and when jerry nutted first his asshole squeezed my balls so hard I thought they were gonna burst”

Aunt Fran Special 

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.
Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.
Aunt Fran Special by B Dingus July 13, 2021

San Fran shit 

a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough anal intercourse.
lance:i passed out in san fransisco and my ass really hurts.
Carl: just wait till u have the san fran shit.
San Fran shit by RED I August 19, 2006

San Fran Steamer 

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions
Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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