foust

to half-ass something, as in not giving full effort. also, to make a wild, inexplicable excuse for not completing a task.

Jake fousted his English essay for Mrs. Hatchett, turning a piece of crap that a third-grader could have written.

by mdfoust March 9, 2009

Foust

The best last name for a girl to have. To be of the UPMOST awesomeness. <3 <3 <3

Guy 1: Hey dood, you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I see her. Why?
Guy 1: What's her name?
Guy 2: Carmen Foust. =____=
Guy 1: Dood. SHE'S HAWT. That's a badass last name.

by WHO.YO.DADDAY. January 27, 2011

Foust

1. To One Up Someone or Something
2. Ridiculous or Obvious Exaggeration
3. To Live In a False Reality

Dude, I got laid by a hot latina this weekend" "Oh, yah. Well I got laid by two virgin oriental twins." "Your Fousting me right?

by Thomas S. Gosh March 29, 2011

Foust

A large white beared lizard , capable of fierce outburst , but will always be puss at heart.

You see him walking around the hallways with a large back , and even during mass he has on England shirts and the new Nike Shocks

by Mad Hatta October 11, 2004

fousted

When you are filling your coffee cup and the steampot runs out immediately, making an insulting gurgling noise.

"Are you making coffee?"

"Yup, I just got fousted."

by ricketts3000 August 26, 2008

The foust

When someone takes you to mexico and shoots you in the head.

I hope carlos gives juan the foust if you know what i mean

by e67pound me down town April 19, 2018

sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022