Throwing up fours means that you are the biggest melon head alive. You have no bitches and will never get any. You are the guy who gets a girls number from your friend and proceeds to do nothing but stalk her for the rest of your life. You have 0 rizz and claim you have the smoothest game in the world when we all know you have NO GAME. You spend most of you life on the toilet with an iPad and your best friend... a pornhub premium subscription.
"Did you see Rico throwing up fours after soccer? I always knew he sat on the toilet with his iPad jerking off." " Bro get's no hoes man. I gave him this girls number and he's done nothing but stalked her for the past 5 weeks. He hasn't said a word and claims he has the smoothest game in the world." " Rico is literally on crack, bro gets 0 bitches."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*