Forza Hala GGMU

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The cancerous slogan developed by plastic football fans that like to follow the world class player - Cristiano Ronaldo. They supported Manchester United in 2008-09 when Ronaldo was at his peak at the club and was hailed as one of the best. Then the plastics shifted from supporting Manchester United to Real Madrid when Ronaldo got transferred there for a world record fee. After exactly 10 years and proving himself to be the world's one of the best alongside Lionel Messi, he moved to Juventus in 2018 and all the 1d10ts shifted to drawing straight lines with black marker pens on their old Real Madrid jersies to make it look like Juventus's jersey calling themselves "loyal Juve supporters"

GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!

Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.

Football fan - LOLOLOL Barcelona raped Madrid 6-1 in the last El Clasico and Messi wasn't even playing! XD Madrid sucks!
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT

^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN

Forza Hala GGMU by Qinlop_Nord November 15, 2018

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