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Fortuna, CA 

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.
Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"
Fortuna, CA by purple knife April 10, 2011
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Fortune cookie cadaver 

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

Boot Camp Fortune 

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
Boot Camp Fortune by Wavion November 28, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026