Team Fortress 2 is a game where you just shoot enemies .-.
all classes: scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, engineer, sniper, spy, medic, heavy.
teams: blue and red
person 1: have you seen this game team fortress 2
person 2: ITS FOR $194124
person 1: no its for free
person 2: what
person 1: okay
by KnowYourMaths July 11, 2018
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An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.
The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
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This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum.

When you rent out a palace and than fuck a ton of bitches in there.
Let’s go to my fortress baby.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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1) to block all comers, an emotional moat, a land bridge with a false door, to Elba island oneself, to prevent all well intentioned youths from penetrating, to throw Helen out and burn the horse.
Tim's persistence and tenacity came to naught when his love crashed against her fortressed ramparts.
by Jonathan Ming February 7, 2011
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A mod for Team Fortress 2 that adds a new deathmatch gamemode and a new class: The Mercenary.
My favourite TF2 mod is Open Fortress
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Best F2P game in human history.

Used to describe memory
You:Remember Team fortress 2?

Your crush: How did you get in my house.
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Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!
When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed
by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017
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