A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.
Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
by psumandingo February 09, 2010
Get the Fort Scottmug. This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.
I was on MacArthur the other night and this dude gave another dude a Lower Fort Scott Handshake. I said "alright boys, it's time to go" and we all left.
by Foshizzill April 23, 2022
Get the Lower Fort Scott Handshakemug. It was a hot day on MacArthur and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a Lower Fort Scott Juicebox.
He drinks the Lower Fort Scott Juicebox for the taste.
He drinks the Lower Fort Scott Juicebox for the taste.
by Foshizzill April 23, 2022
Get the Lower Fort Scott Juiceboxmug. To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
by lekjen December 22, 2023
Get the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glassmug. A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
Get the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibblermug.