Fort Lupton 

An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.

But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.

Pedro: Sup Chone, wanna go but some drugs in Fort Lupton?
Gomez: Aight homes, but where do we go for it?
Pedro: We just start knocking on doors, we usually get lucky pretty quick.
Gomez: Let's go!

Fort Lupton by FL=BFE October 13, 2011

fort lupton high school 

A terrible school full of mexicans and kids with no future. The school features terrible teachers, terrible food and kids who think they are big shit... Even though they aren't and will never be. If you want your kid to have a shitty education and not get accepted into college send them here.

Hey so did i get accepted here?

Uhh no you did not

Why not?

You went to fort lupton high school that's why

fort lupton high school by lolman222 February 20, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016