Forfar Baldy 

Usually quite an ugly gentleman, who likes to creep about at night taking pictures when it gets dark

That forfar baldys been at it all night

Hes gone and done a forfar baldy again

Forfar Baldy by drewpeacock7 April 13, 2009

Forfar Baldy 

Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.

'Ol Forfar Baldy is at it again!!

Forfar Baldy by KampGramp April 13, 2009