Ford Fiesta 

Ford Fiesta is a car made by Ford that is superior to other cars. (Especially BMW!)

Ford Fiesta is the best man!

Ford Fiesta by SpeedyPie July 23, 2016

Ford Fiesta 

Car that everyone has driven, just like the slag that everyone has slept with.

Gray: Make a fuck up last night man.
Chris: Why, what you done now?
Gray: Ended up driving a Ford Fiesta!
Chris: You gimp!

Ford Fiesta by Yiddogray December 19, 2007

Ford Fiesta 

An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?

Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...

Ford Fiesta by DiggyDigger69 May 14, 2016

Ford Fiesta 

A car driven by pedophiles, hard to find a year 9 that hasn't been fingered in this Pedowagon

Friend 1"Oh, you need a lift? my mate's got a car"
Friend 2"Oh, really? What is it?"
Friend 1"Red Ford Fiesta, 2003 blacked out rims"
Friend 2"I will walk"

Ford Fiesta by r4pey80sguitar November 10, 2020

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta 

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

The Ford Festiva Fiesta! 

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

The Ford Festiva Fiesta! by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020