Forbidden Picnic
Forbidden Picnic by Optimus Prime 2.0 September 8, 2011
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Forbidden Picnic
A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.
*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.
*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.
"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."
Forbidden Picnic by PicnicFan6969 April 11, 2012
The Forbidden Picnic
Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
The Forbidden Picnic by Gnawrly September 8, 2011
the forbidden picnic
a sexual act pioneered by Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect penises, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.
Hey man, did you see that picture of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter giving Max Weinberg The Forbidden Picnic?
the forbidden picnic by sconniestyle September 8, 2011
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!