I really need you tonight; forever's gonna start tonight; for fucking ever's gonna start tonight. - Fucking Total Eclipse of the Heart
by Anonymous December 13, 2004

"FUCK EVER!" is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don't care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting "What the fuck ever dude." It is also used by ego-centric Valley Girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage.
-SolidSnake69 dies in NeoTokyo-
SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."
Shino <1 health left>
SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."
Shino <1 health left>
by Idle. July 13, 2010

While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.
While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.
While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.
by hAshley September 07, 2005

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
by extremely aggressive mailman January 08, 2023

by Wacy Arndt April 08, 2007

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.
by Maya January 17, 2004

You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!
by Liptonwhitetearaspberry March 31, 2019
