A crack commando unit from Vietnam that was sent to prison in 1972 for a crime they did not commit. After promptly escaping from a maximum security stocade, they now survive as soldiers of fortune, still on the run from the military police. They work for anyone who is in need of help and are innocent, hard-working people trying to make a living, and will usually do the job for free, even though they are supposedly "hired."

Consists of leader Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, Sergeant Bosco "B.A." Baracus, Lieutenant Templeton "Face" Peck, and Captain "Howlin' Mad" Murdock.
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The A-Team."
by Phoojoeniam March 29, 2003
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You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think your going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for his team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. Thats the definition of a Team, and either we live as a team, or we die as individuals. Thats life my friends.
As defined by Al Pacino.
Dude 1: hey man would you be willing to sacrifice yourself for me?

Dude 2: hmm i dunno, would you do the same for me?

Dude 1: yeah sure.

Dude 2: ok then.

Dude 1: sweet. guess that makes us a team.
by comon just let me post this October 3, 2010
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A group of people coming together to accomplish something. Having each others backs and never leaving each other behind.
Boyfriend and girlfriend.

Katie: We are a team. We should always be here for each other.

Johnnie: Yes, Katie. I know what a team is. We're in this together.
by crayshay July 30, 2013
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A team is a group of people collaborating.
-Often used to refer different groups of people in sports who represent different places (a team)
-A group of construction workers (a team)
I'm rooting for the Golden State Warriors basketball team to win!
by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 22, 2017
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A fabled creature that exists in legends and myths, non-existent in real life. Usually used to describe inept or incompetent entities.
OMG, I literally 1v5 and won us the game, my team didn’t even exist!

My team? Oh, you mean the 0/17 feeders? Yeah, they were totally useless.
by AbominationX November 11, 2017
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A slang term for a two-person circlejerk.

Since two people cannot form a circle it is fake. The gayness is self-explanatory.

The definition is commonly applied to network equipment running poorly-implemented proprietary microcode that intermittently re-routes outbound traffic to the loopback adapter, leading to instability and data loss.
Did you un-team the Ethernet ports on the VMA-AS2 appliance? Software teaming is both fake and gay
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A joking term referring to a large chain store's staff past midnight and in the early morning hours. typically composed of those who are determined to bring the mullet back, or those using a certain illicit substance (meth) to stay awake for work
Let's do self check-out, that A-team member over the creeps me right the fuck out.

Oh shit! I got The A-Team's hours! I need to go get a haircut or something...
by detrius_not March 21, 2012
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