football hipster

A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.

Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?

Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!

football hipster by jarraj November 22, 2013

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Football Hipster

An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.

Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.

Football Hipster by KeyKeyWhitsWhits. November 3, 2013

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Hipster Football

A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.

Hey bro lets go toss around the hipster football.

Hipster Football by MTVCribs April 13, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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