Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

foot ball

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel

My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.

by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

greek foot ball

Football played in greece

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday

by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

bedroom foot ball

Playing foot ball in a persons room and tackling eachother ito objects such as walls and tables, breaking things.

Boys, stop playing bedroom football, you are going to break something.

by jack Os December 7, 2002

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

10,000 foot ball smasher

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.

"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

by pingas pete April 14, 2010