Foot Farts

When you are wearing flip flops and they make you feet make fart noises.

Allison: Oh my hell! What the fuck did you eat for lunch today?
Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!

by Silver Wear May 08, 2010

Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 July 28, 2015