Food Police 

Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.

Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!

Food Police by DohEntertainment November 10, 2010

Food Police 

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

Food Police by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019

Fast Food Politeness 

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

Fast Food Politeness by darkmyst January 26, 2006