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flying pizza monkey

a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking
"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"

Flying Pizzaria 

WARNING - this is a very advanced sex maneuver that only those with the proper training should even consider to attempt

The move starts out with a guy and a girl having sex doggie style
The man initiates the move by lifting up the girl and spinning her above his head like one tosses pizza crust before they cook it - After thoroughly spinning the female around his head (in order to make her fully dizzy) the guy proceeds to stop her, grab her mid-region, and drop her body onto his erect penis penetrating one of her various bodily orifices and immediately ejecting his secret sauce into the previously stated orifice
Fred: "Dude i saw a video of some guy doing the Flying Pizzaria - that chick couldn't walk right for a week!"
Roger: "haha yea i tried doing that once, but im not up to that level yet"
Flying Pizzaria by ATMC April 15, 2010

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....