flying Dutchmen

A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.

The couple performed the flying Dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors.

flying Dutchmen by The Addict February 2, 2007

flying dutchmen

The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.

Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.

flying dutchmen by Daedae84 March 5, 2009

flying dutchmen

a move, best performed at wild water kingdom, when on a double tube ride through the dark tunnel, riders jump off of the tube and hang on to the back of it, thus flying, as the flying dutchmen, a.k.a the superman.

bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park

"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...

(boy) "mommy, i hurt my elbow"

(mom) "oh really, what did you do"

(boy) "FLYING DUTCHMEN!!!"

flying dutchmen by B to the G July 9, 2006

Flying Dutchmen

A group of people on a PIRATE ship, who clean up after the pirates after shitting and having sex with countless better looking PIRATE females!

"Hey can u lick the rest of the shit off my asshole, i must have missed it wiping?" NO!!.. what do I look like a flying dutchmen to you?

Flying Dutchmen by charles bonson@ February 10, 2010

The Flying Dutchmen 

Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.

"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"

The Flying Dutchmen by T J W September 29, 2007

Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.

Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master

Non-Flying Dutchman by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011

Flying Dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.

You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!

Flying Dutchman by hayseuss July 10, 2005