Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

Florida Blowjob by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.

Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.

Florida blowjob by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020

Florida blowjob

Where a snake bites your penis

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today

Florida blowjob by Whammu March 2, 2020

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

Florida Blowjob by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022