Florida Gator
Florida Gator by gat0rfan March 5, 2008
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Florida Gator Roll
When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.
Florida Gator Roll by Daytona Tomato October 19, 2018
Florida Gator's Blanket
Florida Gator's Blanket by ealexandra December 31, 2008
Florida Gator Fans
The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.
“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans
Florida Gator Fans by Florida gators January 13, 2020
Florida Gators
The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.
Dave- Why?
Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.
Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!
Hector- Oh yeah.
Dave- Why?
Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.
Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!
Hector- Oh yeah.
Florida Gators by lickmygoat July 28, 2010
florida gators
The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.
florida gators by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005
Florida Gaytor
A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Florida Gaytor by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012
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