Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
by The REAL Billiam February 8, 2012