Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 27, 2016
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A term of frustration and anger used by college students used to denote the offenders immaturity and lazy tendencies.
"Do you ever stop whining u dumbass floor baby "

"Steph is sucha floor baby she won't stop laughing about poop and pee jokes"
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
by JPSnC February 23, 2021
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