Floopy Shits Share definition Flag A prank in which you fill a bucket with a diseased animal’s shit (preferably a goat or horse) and dump it on your friend, screaming “floopy shits”! “Tyreek is gonna smell hella bad when we pull ole floopy shits on him” Floopy Shits by Jj McWeiner December 1, 2017 Get the Floopy Shits mug.