A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
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Get the flicker goon sesh mug.Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.
Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
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Get the Flicker Gooning mug.Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.
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Get the flicker gooning mug.The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.
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Get the flicker goon mug.A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
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