something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon
by neodevon555 January 31, 2011
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i know it's a phrase, but it's another name for the chode. basically, find your anus and then move forward til you get to your genitals, then that space between the two-- that's the fleshy land bridge. it's like nirvana on your anatomy.
Dude, she and i were making out, and she totally touched my fleshy land bridge.
by Long Dong Silver_666_1234 October 4, 2006
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A colloquial term for the anus. Derived from the peculiar crown-like spires of fleshy folds the common anus contains.

Similarly, a bleached anus is referred to as Fleshy Pink Tiarra.
Did you remember to wipe your fleshy brown crown after that explosion?
by thisholidayjoe December 3, 2009
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A colloquial term for a bleached anus. Derived from the peculiar crown-like spires of fleshy folds the common anus contains.

Similarly, an unbleached/natural anus is referred to as a Fleshy Brown Crown.
Did you see that girl's fleshy pink tiarra in that film? Surely she's been to the day spa for a routine bleaching recently.
by thisholidayjoe December 3, 2009
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when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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