Flannel

Soft, touchable, irresistible manliness woven into a fabric.

Matt tried to explain to his 7th grade class what flannel was, but quickly realized that it is simply something one must experience for themselves.

by Veranda Collingwood March 8, 2013

Flannel

Flannel, a word to describe a person or people who are too opinionated

The feminists are Flanneled about over-fucking-killing the male gender

by Ohogs October 20, 2018

Flannel

A very attractive man, usually British

Guys, look at that flannel over there!
He is a major flannel!
Omg, that flannel just asked for my number!

by Meowth012 January 5, 2010

Flannel

A dog with a face that looks like its been hit by a car.and normally get told to wash its face.

ramdom1:dude whats with your dog its looks like a flannel

ramdom2:Yeah, it needs to wash its face :/

by patrick Jenkins January 26, 2009

Flannel

An itchy bitch shirt that bitches wear

Look that bitch is wearing a flannel, what a bitch ass..

by Haterdefinitions March 6, 2015

flannel

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

by Bryan Wulff December 11, 2005

flannel

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

by floppyfish102 September 27, 2017