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1. v. It's like when your legs are above your head, during sex.
2. adj. Describes the worst beer pong shot possible.
3. n. The lovechild of a Flanigan and a Landis.
"Aw man, I totally missed that shot, it was such a Flandis!"

"When he screwed me, he totally put me into a Flandis."
Flandis by Myyuullss June 1, 2010
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A person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel
His wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.
flandsome by Buzzmann November 26, 2016

flannister 

The plastic thing that holds together a 6 pack of soda cans.
Zach - Hey man cut the flannister apart!
Amanda - Why?
Zach - Stupid flannisters are regular dolphin killahs!
flannister by AmandaOB March 5, 2006
The flat piece of stomach above the vagina.The Flannis doesnt have to be flat u can have round Flannis a buldging Flannis or even a obese Flannis.
"core that girls got a nice Flannis"

"omg look at that buldging Flannis"

"man look at that Flannis its obese"

"o i do like a nice flat tanned Flannis"
Flannis by Dragon013 July 30, 2008
A fetish for people wearing flannel shirts.
She was really attracted to my flannel shirt because she has a flanish.
Flanish by Finn__ October 22, 2014

Man Frandisco 

A pejorative and homophobic name for San Fransisco, CA (comes from its status as a gay-friendly city).
Fucking fags mincing around Man Frandisco...hope they all get the gay plague and die.
Man Frandisco by IronicTrollFace January 26, 2017
Flandini is a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun, adverb, conduction, and onomatopoeia. You may use this word in any sentence, in any place of that sentence, or simply as its own sentence. It is the Chuck Norris of words, equal to no other. Mostly applied freely amongst young people to phrases concerning governmental topics. Flandini is a directly indirect reference to everything and anything desired.
Hey Jerome, when are you going to show me your flandini?
Flandini by Tazzdy July 6, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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