Flake News 

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

Flake News by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017

flake news 

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

flake news by Danlod May 22, 2017

Flake news 

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

Flake news by Danlod May 31, 2017

Flake news 

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.

Flake news by Danlod June 14, 2017

Flake news 

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

Flake news by Danlod July 18, 2017

fake news conference 

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

fake news conference by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.

C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!

fake news fuckheads by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011